Apple iPhone is not a Good Phone Letter from Apple CEO Steve Jobs
Dec 30
  • Your ego feels like it has a bit more room to move around.
  • The Gap in Cupertino has a sale to get rid of the overstock on turtlenecks.
  • The Apple guy is wearing a black arm band in the commercials.
  • Bill Gates commits suicide (he always rips off original ideas from Apple).
  • Apple’s stock price doesn’t have any digits to the left of the decimal point.
  • His iPhone is forwarded to John Lasseter.
  • A sudden run on floral bouquets in the shape of an apple.
  • At the end of Strawberry Fields you can hear John Lennon say “I buried Jobs”.
  • MacWorld keynote given by Noah Wylie.
  • All next-generation Apple products are square and beige.
  • All iPods only play “Nothing Compares 2 U” by Sinead O’Connor.

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